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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the new low fat religion? ""I Can't Believe Its Not Buddha"""
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"""Ho, ho, ho!"" -Santa doing a head count"
"What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong? 500 Internal Server Error"
"Whiteboards are... Remarkable"
"Sometimes at the beach it's like ""gross, is that a condom?"" Yes. And it's staying on. Not looking to raise any shark children."
"If at first you don't succeed Skydiving may not be for you"
"What kind of ships can't go in salt water? Snail-boats"
"My bank account status is more scary than the Conjuring!"
"Today is the 20th anniversary of the genocide in Rwanda, but first... let me take a selfie."
"After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, ""what are you going to do now?"" God said, ""I think I'm going to call it a day."""