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Joke of the Day

"Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda? She thought it was diet coke"

"Fart tutor wanted, must have references"

"What do homosexuals and appliances have in common? They both turn on when plugged. And a difference? An appliance doesn't work when the plug is wet."

"Hayao Miyazaki retired That's it. The guy is quit the troll."

"I still use the word ""dude"". I don't give a dude. I don't use it right, but I still dude it."

"In the final analysis, why did Yu do better than Hu? Hu died and left Yu king. Wait a minute - how can you so sure about what's after death? Who died and left you king? Isn't that what I just said?"

"My new thesaurus is terrible. Not only that, but it's also terrible."

"Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball? They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)"

"*beep TSA: here try again *beep TSA: here try again *beep TSA: here try again ME: WTF? TSA: Sorry dude it was my watch. Here's your pants."

"Tim buck two One day, my mate Tim and I went camping, we met three girls in their tent. I bucked one and Tim bucked two."