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Joke of the Day
"Hayao Miyazaki retired That's it. The guy is quit the troll."
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"I like my slaves how I like my coffee Free"
"I've added Paul Walker on Xbox Live But he's always stuck on the dashboard."
"Cereal is the sweatpants of food."
"Jesus take the veal take it from my plate cause I can't eat this on my own I let myself go this maybe my last chance in my fight against obesity Jesus take the veal"
"Why is it called 'Your Bowels' and not 'Your Instinks'"
"If life gives you lemons, you migth be lysdexic"
"""We hug and kiss, but people just don't lick each other."" -yet another lie I just told my toddler"
"What do you call a mexican midget? a paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay."
"Try this: In a crowded hallway, say out loud, ""Oh my god look at the blood on her pants."" Whatever girl turns around is on her period.."