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Joke of the Day

"Tim buck two One day, my mate Tim and I went camping, we met three girls in their tent. I bucked one and Tim bucked two."

"/r/Jokes won't get this an actual funny joke"

"According to WebMD, I either have the Ebola virus or I just sat on my car keys :/"

"How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom? They think outside the box."

"(Anxiety/Depression joke) I'm always exhausted... except for my nervous energy."

"Reddit is like a friend that you think is really funny at first until you realize that they just repeat the same jokes over and over again."

"What the only tag a Tumblr user can't have? A small Oops looks like I pissed off the fatties"

"I use words like ""acquiesce"" and ""ubiquitous"" in daily conversation and then I throw in a ""for reals yo"" just to stay mysterious."

"Which villains steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks."

"Username poop_dude: you have been banned from the Constipation Forums. Reason: arrogance"