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"I left my Adderral in my Ford Fiesta I came back to a Ford Focus"
"People always look at me weird when I argue with my food, but what can I say? I cook a mean steak."
"Remember when President-Elect Trump said immigrants were going to take our jobs? It's all true! Just ask Michelle Obama!"
"ME: *smashes bottle into a ship* MAN: Oh cool, what are you naming it? ME: I'm not *smashes another bottle* I just hate ships"
"What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese? Rastafriedrice"
"""What's your favorite kind of music?"" Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, ""I'm a metal fan."""
"Whats the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before"
"A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table."
"I wonder if any Disney managers ever start a meeting off with ""What kind of Mickey Mouse operation are we running around here?"""