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Joke of the Day

"How are spinach and anal sex alike? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you probably won't like it as an adult"

"Don't worry, Donald Trump will declare bankruptcy and start a new country."

"Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter? Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beryl ! Beryl who ? Beryl of beer !"

"The search for the mystery penis chopper goes on Detective jones has had a tip off, but will be back at work on Monday."

"You get a fish bite! You get a fish bite! You get a fish bite! You're all getting fish bites! - OPiranha"

"Women's underwear is a great example of how you can make something half-assed and it still become very successful Thought of this in traffic yesterday"

"""Keep bullying the gay kids!"" -Nerds"

"[doing crossword] Me: I'm looking for a word that means slight pause Her: Hiatus? Me: *erasing 'our sex life'* thanks"

"Why did the French chef commit suicide? He lost the huile d'olive."