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Joke of the Day

"So my parents caught me masturbating. They must've heard the rustling in their wardrobe when they were fucking."

"What do you call a factory that only makes good products? A satisfactory"

"I don't always tell mom jokes But when i do, she laughs"

"When you take a Wiz.. do you get a sense of Khalifa?"

"Had sex with a cougar recently She was wild! But now the zoo is suing me."

"My dog thinks I collect small bags of poo"

"What dance do you do when summer is over? Tango (tan go)."

"My son asked me what it's like to be a parent so I woke him up at 3 a.m. to let him know that I couldn't sleep."

"Claim to fame Celebrities walk on red carpet because they are famous. I walk on toilet paper because I'm the shit!"

"What do you call a dwarf without a mouth? Short for words."