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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche? With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside."

"At work today I noted that it's difficult to see yellow marker on white paper... My Asian coworker said, ""Are you trying to say you can't see white and yellow together?"""

"Want to hear something clean? I took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear something dirty? Bubbles is my neighbor."

"This part of the joke is called the setup. This part is not."

"A man walked into a library and asked for a book on suicide. The librarian said, ""Jack off mate, you won't bring it back!""."

"[NSFW] Gay dad John: Bill, I just found out that my dad is gay. Bill: Oh? How'd you find out? John: His dick tasted like shit."

"What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common? A wet nose."

"Why did batman leave church? Because Christian Baled"

"I couldn't figure out how my seatbelt worked. But then it clicked."

"I'd like to stab you now. Please step off my carpet and onto the tile."