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Joke of the Day

"One of my black friends told me this, and I didn't know if I should laugh: What do you call a black hitchhiker? Stranded"

"""When I was your age, I invented the time machine"" I told my Granddad."

"Promoting a film with ""From the producers of..."" is like advertising a sandwich with the words ""From the supermarket that also sells jam""."

"Honey, the broken condoms are on the couch again. I thought we were calling the kids by their names now dear."

"Samsung is permanently stopping production of the Galaxy Note7. At least it went out with a bang."

"Here's my review of the sun: One star."

"My school principal is also a mechanic When I asked him about my shaky car, he said it was grounds for suspension."

"I drank so much Mt. Dew my taste buds turned into tase bros."

"I made you a cake. I also ate it for you."

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