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Joke of the Day

"I liked the movie Taken better the first time I saw it when it was called Finding Nemo."

"Why did the T-Rex get kicked outta the porn shoot? Because he had a reptile dysfunction"

"My OC Comic ""Punguins"" tell me what you think! http://penguinproductions.org/comics?id=1"

"Saying ""bukkake"" when people sneeze is the new ""gezundheit"", honest."

"What was Justin Timberlake called when he was a kid? Justin Timberpuddle!"

"I wish my lawn was emo... ...so it would cut itself"

"I gave my cat a middle name today, so she knows when she is really in trouble."

"I was going to tell a pizza joke but... It was too CHEESY! HAHAHAHAHA"

"What was Hitler's favorite animal? Da cow"

"Why was the lion cub sent to jail? It was a child predator."