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Joke of the Day

"I think a ladies pubic hair should be called... A muffstache."

"How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day? One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab."

"Who's the most famous jewish Pokemon trainer? Ash"

"Why would you get mad? Because you cant take a joke."

"Whats the difference between an anal thermometer and an oral thermometer? the taste!"

"I once got a d in school. It was degrading."

"I'm stuck in a meeting where a guy keeps saying ""utilize"" and ""leverage"" and I'm wondering if I should tell him about the word ""use""."

"I got arrested for breaking into the Chinese restaurant. Don't worry, my attorney said that I'll probably wok."

"why dont jewish people like getting made fun of? Because millions of them already got roasted"

"What was Jeremy Clarkson on during Top Gear? SPEEEED!"