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Joke of the Day
"Girl are you a social cause? 'cause you look like something I can get behind!"
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"There are only two things in this world visible from space. One is the Great Wall of China and the other is my pile of laundry."
"How to mess with people To REALLY mess with people, try drinking Gatorade from a Windex bottle."
"At a First Date Conversation At a first date: He: ""I work with animals every day!"" She: ""Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?"" He: ""I'm a butcher."""
"What secret organization does Pinnochio work for? Wooden you like to know?"
"What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch? An ingestigation"
"A priests asks the convicted murderer...... A priests asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, ""Do you have any last requests?"" ""Yes,"" replies the murderer. ""Can you please hold my hand?"""
"Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals."
"There were elections in the United States. Tom Hanks went to cast his vote. As soon as he came out of the polling booth after doing so, everyone started applauding. Why? It was a vote of T. Hanks."
"Ladies, love yourself first or nobody will @MaleHonesty86"