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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part about eating a brownie? Having to face her parents at the sentencing."
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"Gym memberships are expensive, just tattoo biceps all over your body and eat all the cake you can find."
"The Middle East Where you have to chose between a genocidal dictator or an extremist mob. (Well, except Turkey; they got it mostly together)"
"What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)? I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational."
"But HOW will u make America great again? Trump: I'll make it like camp. A camp where u concentrate on how great I am. I'll call it a conce-"
"It's not 'stealing tweets' if you believe in recycling."
"Currently, the Olympic host country has... One brazillian medals."
"What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ? A phantomime !"
"Why is mustard gas so dangerous? Because it was used in World War One to kill people."
"A hot mess? No, thanks. Sounds sticky and uncomfortable. I prefer my messes like I prefer my revenge: cold and served to someone else."