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Joke of the Day

"At a First Date Conversation At a first date: He: ""I work with animals every day!"" She: ""Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?"" He: ""I'm a butcher."""

"Bernie Sanders is like the Wizard of Oz... ...because he took Kansas by storm."

"Putting candles on a cake Is wishful thinking"

"Where did the pirate go to college? Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard."

"Did you hear about that new space mosque? It's Allah this world!"

"What did Sandy say when she came to New York? I come to this great city with great intentions."

"Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it."

"Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol? Because they can't reach the top shelf."

"What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands? A pocket watch."

"Heard today that most feminists are lesbians that's why they can't think straight."