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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch? An ingestigation"
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"Thought of a Chuck Norris joke today. This user no longer exists."
"What would BuckWheat from Little Rascals be called if he were a Muslim? Kareem of Wheat."
"The Japanese flag is actually just a pie chart.. ..about how many of them are scared of Godzilla."
"I told my DAD to embrace his mistakes. he cried. then he hugged My brother & me."
"My favorite sex position is the JFK... I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car."
"When I say ditto after someone tells me they love me, it doesn't mean I love them. It means I love me too."
"No, PSA, buzzed driving isn't drunk driving. Buzzed driving gets me home 51 weekends a year, drunk driving gets me home w/a fat chick."
"What's the difference between babies and cats People want to see pictures of your cat."
"Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Pentium all of the above A: Number 4."