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"What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch? An ingestigation"
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"Part two of 'Dinner for One' revealed! Title is ""Dinner for two: Revenge of the tiger."""
"What did the army recruiter say to the gay wizard? ""Don't ask don't spell."""
"A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, ""Sorry we don't serve food here."""
"I have high friends in places."
"I'm weird but not ""sit around the house with my shirt tucked in even though I've got no plans to leave"" weird. That stuff's 4 serial killers."
"What happened when the child molester lost his job? Classroom 3-A got a new teacher."
"So someone decided to offer a million pounds to the first Irishman who could learn to swim... A Scotsman ended up winning."
"An old Chinese saying: If the dog is barking, you didn't cook it enough."
"One of America's Longest Running Gags... Trickle-down Economics"