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Joke of the Day

"Heard about the magic tractor? It went down a road and turned into a field."

"Him: My brother wants us all to go camping together next summer. Me: Can't go, I'm allergic. Him: To what? Me: Everything you just said."

"Non alcoholic beer is like eating out your sister Tastes the same as others, but it just isn't right..."

"Just found a pill in the bottom of my purse. Have no clue what it is, but I'm real excited to take it and see what happens."

"While walking home from the gym... I saw one of my aerospace engineer buddies at Starbucks. He was buried in his work when I walked next to him and asked, ""bruh, do you even lift?"""

"what do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off"

"So Muhammad Ali is dead... Is it too soon for a punchline?"

"Did you hear about the tennis star who hit his wife? Apparently it was a backhand."

"What's the difference between your mom and my mom? Your mom still sucks my dad's dick"

"What do you call a black hipster? blipster"