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Joke of the Day
"Women are like the salt of my life They raise my blood pressure"
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"statistics show that 9 out of 10 men prefer women with big boobs. the statistics also show that the 10th man prefers the other 9"
"NO I WOULD NOT LIKE TO KNOW WHAT FRUIT MY BODY IS SHAPED LIKE"
"Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse? The psycho-path!"
"Hey girl, you know why they call me ""Toilet Paper?"" Because I'm so Charmin."
"I was people would stop asking where I see myself in 5 years... I don't have 2020 vision"
"What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood? a Kimono"
"I painted my computer black... thinking it would run faster but it just stopped working"
"My penis is like the U.S. presidency Long and white, with a little bit of black on the tip."
"What would u do if u won the lotto? 10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo."