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Joke of the Day

"if she's old enough to bleed she's old enough to have decisions about her healthcare be in the hands of old white men"

"If one ex was drowning and the other was dangling from a cliff-edge and you had one set of ropes to save them....where would you hide it?"

"a sad short wrench walks into a bar and asks for a beer the bartender asks why is he so sad. and the wrench replies ""can you leave me alone, i don't want to torque"""

"Repost- How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw."

"Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is in the news. He claims he found a way to bring in $50 million for Toronto. America will pay him to take Justin Bieber back."

"My coworker had a baby. I had a BLT. I think we all know who the real winner is"

"Did you hear about the crazy Mexican train thief? He had loco motives."

"currently standing in a crowded elevator by myself holding a plate with a waffle on it everyone looks confused clearly they don't know me"

"The more Sarah Palin talks to the media about running for president in 2012, the closer we get to Googling ""Mayan Calendar""."

"Jokes on Reddit are like children You delete the ones that don't succeed."