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Joke of the Day
"Repost- How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw."
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"How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him."
"What do you call a singing laptop? Adele"
"*Wife blows me a kiss from across the room* *I pretend to catch it* *I walk over to the window and toss it outside* ""Grow up Karen"""
"What's the riddle? What has a foot but no legs?"
"I'm making a documentary show about the different jobs in the air travel industry. The first episode is about the flight attendants."
"Remember, he who laughs last is the idiot who took forever to get it."
"You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera."
"More girls chase after me everyday than Leonardo, Channing Tatum and Ronaldo combined -Bus driver"
"I'm thinking of getting a tribal tattoo to express my individuality."