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Joke of the Day

"The more Sarah Palin talks to the media about running for president in 2012, the closer we get to Googling ""Mayan Calendar""."

"My girlfriend has trouble with flying me too, that's why I use a plane."

"A Jew Gesundheit"

"Chicken what do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce... Chicken sees a salad"

"""Stressed"" backwards is ""desserts"" so chill and have that cupcake."

"What can you add to any food to make it taste better? The word ""free"""

"Why did the mexican push his wife off the cliff? Because he wants tequila. Literally."

"God: So I was, all, what if there was a fish made of jelly? Like, jelly but alive and in the sea? LOL [angels look nervously at one another]"

"How does an astronaut cut his hair? Eclipse it."

"Breasts are like beer... Men may state a preference, but we'll take whatever's on tap."