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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the crazy Mexican train thief? He had loco motives."
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"People doubt me when I mention how accepting Canada is towards the LGBT community. But it's Trudeau."
"I just killed a huge spider crawling along the floor with my shoe. I don't care how big a spider is, nobody steals my fucking shoe."
"Around here we commonly refer to our intellectual property as 'our shit'."
"There are straight women who turn lesbian when horny. I believe 'spaghetti' is the correct term. Straight untill wet."
"You need glasses when you do maths Because it helps with division. -Barbara from Rooster Teeth"
"How can you tell a Sumo wrestler from a feminist? A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs."
"Man, I'd give my first born to be able to have a kid someday"
"Took a career aptitude test. My results: sports team mascot, bridge troll, sign twirler, petting zoo shit shoveler"
"""The first law of thermodynamics... ... is that you don't talk about thermodynamics."" My lecturer's a hoot."