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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the crazy Mexican train thief? He had loco motives."

"Crayons are a lot like M&M's. All of the colors taste the same."

"Are you saying that if I shoot you with a pistol, you won't get hurt? Why don't you give it a shot?"

"Autocorrect, no matter how many times I tell you, I don't want anyone's duck in my can't."

"Research suggests that when someone disagrees with you, you should speak faster so they have less time to process what you're saying."

"What did the slut's left leg say to the slut's right leg? Nothing. They've never met."

"I just heard an add on the radio stressing the importance of healthy muscles and it inspired me to bend my elbows more while eating cake."

"A Mexican and a Black are in the car. Who is driving? The Cop."

"Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships? Because sheep would be too obvious."

"Currently working on an app for lonely people called ""Words With Cats""."