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Joke of the Day

"A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy walk into a bar Bartender looks up and says ""get the fuck out of here"""

"What's the difference between my jokes and my penis? Girls don't laugh at my jokes."

"Be careful people,there are a lot of scams on the internet For 19.99 I can show you how to avoid them"

"Why can't black people get PhD's? Because they can't get past their Masters."

"I like to cry sometimes so people think I know how to chop onions."

"The backside of women is my second favorite part. It's right behind the front."

"Did you hear about the housing prices in Baltimore? I hear they're a riot!"

"Why is the vagina like the weather? Because when it's wet it's time to go insiiiiiiide."

"My girlfriend and I met at our office outside the bathroom... Now we tell others we met on PeeHarmony."

"Q: What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison? A: A small medium at large."