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Joke of the Day
"I like to cry sometimes so people think I know how to chop onions."
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"I'm unsure whether I like my beard. But it's growing on me."
"they found out a man was having sex with a sheep and when the sheep was asked what it was like, all it could say was BA- A-A-D!!, BA-A-A-D!!!."
"Currently helping my son search for his chocolate that I ate last night."
"I used to think paramedics were ghost doctors."
"Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female... The female egg says ""Oh my, look, I've got a crack"" ""No good telling me"" replies the male egg, ""I'm not even hard yet"""
"What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream? The cream"
"The shit stains in my toilet are so peaceful I just can't piss them off."
"Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit? To the morgue."
"If you can't beat the record, you can beat up its owner."