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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison? A: A small medium at large."
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"What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline? I'll tell you tomorrow"
"Why does Mary Kay walk funny? Her lipstick"
"Care free shrimp pasta is... Happy-go-lucky scampi."
"Why can't vets use dank memes? Because they'd get fired for beating a dead horse."
"What's black and doesn't work? Half of London."
"Q) How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather? A) He's got bugs on his teeth."