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Joke of the Day

"Be careful people,there are a lot of scams on the internet For 19.99 I can show you how to avoid them"

"99% of women say they don't like men who wear leather pants. Which works out perfectly, since 100% of men who wear leather pants don't like women."

"What's the difference between me and a calendar? A calendar has dates"

"How does a monster begin a fairy tale? ""Once upon a slime . . ."""

"Donuts aren't actually nuts... ...they're legumes."

"Two muffins are baking in an oven. The first muffin says, ""wow, it's really getting hot in here."" The second muffin says, ""Wow... a talking muffin ! """

"Doctor Doctor I think I need glasses You certainly do Sir this is a fish and chip shop!"

"How does a mathematician get to work? He derives!"

"Jesus: Listen guys, why has someone written 'nail appointment' in my diary? Judas: No idea, J. No idea."

"What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy? Communionism"