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Joke of the Day

"""if theres a spicy brown mustard, why not a spicy brown ketchup?"" The wise man smiled. ""my friend, the condiment you seek is Barbecue Sauce"""

"If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris still has more money than you."

"What do you call a french organized crime detective? J'accuza"

"What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ? A catastrophe !"

"I think it's fun that witches chose brooms to fly on, but if I were them, I'd fly on a rifle. This way when you land you have a rifle."

"Wanna hear a joke about a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless."

"When improv teams ask for suggestions, I like to yell ""Learn a trade before your father cuts you off financially!"""

"What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in? The Woof of Wall Street."

"What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer? A really good watch."

"My friends think I have a black sense of humour I don't know what they're talking about... In my view it's golden."