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Joke of the Day

"You'd think 'The Terminator' would know what to do in the event of some lady having a child that threatens your way of life."

"User interface? I hardly even know her!"

"What kind of operating system do horses use? None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter."

"Coming up to the anniversary of 9/11 a reminder, that jokes about this tragedy are plane wrong."

"WalMart is closing down 269 stores in 2016 Due to this, 17 cashiers will lose their jobs."

"What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Ten-ish"

"What do you call a Japanese Transvestite? Nip Tuck"

"There are 30 cows. 28 chickens. How many didn't? 10"

"But do you know what 6.9 is? A good thing screwed up by a period."

"Why do you like little kids...? They have to use TWO hands."