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Joke of the Day
"Amazing Farmer I met an amazing farmer today, he was out standing in his field.."
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"The guy who stole my personal journal has died... My thoughts are with his family."
"I just saw a guy take a bite out of a kitkat without breaking it apart first. Listen sir, society has rules. Adhere to them please."
"In my next life, I'd like to come back as someone who has a life."
"What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy? I wuv you watts and watts!"
"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob."
"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wiped his ass."
"Me: My sex life is like your car. Friend: What? Sleek, performance-inspired, 6-speed, classic & acclaimed? Me: Nope. Electric powered."
"I just heard ""on avarage, there are 7 people in the world that look similar to you"" omg bless you all, I hope you're all okay, I'm so sorry"
"A rabbi and a priest walk past a burning orphanage the rabbi says to the priest should we save the children? The priest responds ""nah fuck them"" the rabbi replies do we have time"