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Joke of the Day
"Amazing Farmer I met an amazing farmer today, he was out standing in his field.."
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"if anyone tries to tell you your dreams are unachievable just remember i have crashed my dirt bike into all 7 wonders of the world"
"What are Jews better at that anyone else? Concentration"
"What do you give and take at the same time? a poop"
"We are the Midwest We are snowd en."
"I just saw a Nazi drive past me at 88 mph Probably going Back to the Fuhrer"
"Stephen Hawking has finally released his new book about space. It's about time, too."
"""ARGHH A HOUSE SPIDER"" [spider removes earbuds] ""yah actually im more into ambient trance but whatever"""
"When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb' where did it go? Oh 'ewe' know!"
"When life tosses me a football, I'm the ref who's not looking and everyone laughs when I get booped in the face"