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Joke of the Day

"[At Last Supper] *Jesus raises bread* This is my body *raises wine* & my blood *pulls out 8 of Clubs* & this is your card *Apostles go nuts*"

"My kids just connected worlds in Minecraft. So now they can fight in a virtual universe too."

"RIP Robin Williams I dont think hes coming back through a board game this time though"

"My friend owns a bakery Last week it burnt down Now his business is TOAST"

"How do fish get stoned... ...Seaweed."

"Ask your Doctor if Adderall can help you vigorously scrub your floors and alphabetize your clothing instead of studying."

"What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything."

"Just because you can't dance, doesn't mean you shouldn't dance! *this fb status had been approved and paid for by Alcohol"

"Needs a Facebook button that says What you just posted makes me want to punch you in the face. Put it beside the Like button. Just a suggestion."

"What is the difference between brown nosing and butt kissing? Depth Perception!"