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Joke of the Day

"Farts I hold in! You might not get it. It's sort of an inside joke."

"Knock Knock? Who's there? Eat map. Eat map who? NO THANKS!"

"Sometimes it's fun to walk out of the ladies room licking your fingers."

"How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh? Tentacles!"

"Isn't this whole Ashley Madison hack exactly what their users wanted? To get fucked by a third party?"

"Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake One blonde yells to the other ""How do I get to the other side?!"" The other blonde responds ""You are on the other side!"""

"I tried to give myself a sex change operation but I couldn't pull it off."

"What do you call a frozen Communist? A hammer and pop-sickle"

"FAA study of black boxes found in domestic US, fatal, small airplane crashes shows 98% say ""may day"" remaining 2% are pilots from Tennessee who say, ""hey good buddy, hold my beer and watch this"""

"What is it called when you kill a chickpea? Hummuside"