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Joke of the Day

"Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake One blonde yells to the other ""How do I get to the other side?!"" The other blonde responds ""You are on the other side!"""

"new kitten So I decided to teach my kitten to write. You might think it was pretty hard but he took to it easily. Before long he could do anything I could do.. Turns out he was a copy cat :)"

"When I die..... I want to go in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not terrified and screaming like everyone else in his car."

"My humor is kinda like sickle-cell anemia... it's not for everyone, but black people tend to get it."

"What do you call the study of butts? Analysis."

"Do you like Taco Bell? Then you'll LOVE real food!"

"People say money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you had enough money, you can have a key made."

"""This is the one I use for wiping"" - Handshakes"

"How come Barbie never got pregnant? Ken always comes in a different box."

"Wanna know why they burnt down the cvs pharmacy in Baltimore? They stopped selling newports..."