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Joke of the Day
"I tried to give myself a sex change operation but I couldn't pull it off."
Next Joke
"What's brown and sticky? A stick. *I'm sorry I couldn't resist.*"
"What did Rudolph the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine? This will sleigh you."
"I love donuts so much I want to marry them. But then I'm afraid I would eat all our donut hole children."
"What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine? Boaris Karloff."
"Went to the proctologist ... ended up with a ;"
"The fact that crocodile ate your enemy, does not make him your friend."
"Nurse pops her head into the doctor's office..... Nurse: 'Doctor, there's an invisible man in the waiting room.' Doctor: 'Tell him I can't see him.'"
"What do you call a black guy who flies airplanes? A 'pilot"" you effing racist!!"
"What was Bin Laden's favorite Football team? The New York Jets"