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Joke of the Day
"And God said, ""Let there be light""... ..and American beer turned into water. And it was bad."
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"A Trump Irony How is Trump going to keep immigrants out if he can't keep protesters from crashing his rally?"
" she's just a small time girl workin at Jurassic Woooorld opened a raptor cage now they're everywhere "
"Please refrain from telling elderly election volunteers to ""work that poll""."
"""Is there a Mr. Fields?"" I say to my twelfth cookie, all the while knowing she's all mine."
"TIFU by mis-targeting my torpedo Whoops, wrong sub."
"I accidentally ran over and killed my neighbor's cat today... I was too scared to tell him to his face, so I left a note saying ""curiosity was here."""
"Why is ISIS going after programs? Because they are executable"
"What's better than seeing a girl wrestle?... Seeing her box."
"SON: [Stood by tree with apple on head] Dad, what ever happened to my three younger brothers? WILLIAM TELL: [Aiming arrow] ....Chicken pox"