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Joke of the Day

"A Trump Irony How is Trump going to keep immigrants out if he can't keep protesters from crashing his rally?"

"Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater? They went to see ""Closed for Winter""."

"What do Barack Obama and Tiger Woods have in common? They're both trying to screw everybody."

"How did the mystic respond when asked what he's doing tonight? Your mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

"Great news for the Texas Rangers baseball players Now that Ron Washington is no longer the manager, they are putting coke back in the vending machines"

"Why did the redditor cross the subreddit? To recycle a joke from the other side."

"What do you call an Egyptian with a gastrological disorder? Toot Uncommon."

"Why is ""Dick"" short for Richard? Genetics."

"You can't joke with a kleptomaniac... They take everything, literally."

"What is a small, one story home made of poop called? A dungalow"