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Joke of the Day
"Please refrain from telling elderly election volunteers to ""work that poll""."
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"911: What's your emergency? Me: Hunting accident. I think my friend is dead 911: Can you verify that he's dead? *gunshot* Me: Yep, he's dead"
"What is the easiest way to weigh your head? Ask assistance from ISIS."
"Drinking light beer is like having sex in a canoe... ... fucking near water"
"A priest walks into a shoemakers shope... And says to the cobbler, ""Help! My soles need heeling!"""
"What's the most common blood type among drummers? Heroin."