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Joke of the Day

" she's just a small time girl workin at Jurassic Woooorld opened a raptor cage now they're everywhere "

"At the cinema. ME: Two tickets please! CASHIER: For the Hobbit? ME: How dare you sir, she's my date."

"If 5 slaves had an orgy in the 1800's. . . Would it be considered a three-way?"

"I recently turned 18 and got an eye test Kind of bummed I didn't get adult super vision"

"It's ""hairs"" not the collective ""hair"" now. I have so few I know each individually by name."

"What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color? GINGER."

"My favourite punchline is in the joke I tell blind people. They never see it coming."

"What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner? Thank you I'll just have a slither."

"I've got a mentally disabled flamboyantly homosexual friend. I describe him as being flame retardant."

"How did Darth Vader know what Luke had for Christmas? He felt his presents."