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Joke of the Day
"I recently sold my vacuum cleaner all it was doing was gathering dust"
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"New research suggests that humans are double-minded... No they're not!"
"A Irishman, Mick goes to the doctor complaining of stomach pain... Doctor: ""Well I cant find anything wrong with you , it must be the drinking"" Mick : ""Ill come back when you're sober Doctor"""
"What's the difference between Britain and Australia? When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse."
"The vice president of Pepsi got fired... he came up positive for coke."
"A Muslim, A Christiana and a Jew walk into a bar, The Muslim blows up the place before anyone could say anything."
"Apparently, ""I just assumed"" is a horrible answer when your wife asks you why you bought her the ""heavy flow"" tampons."
"Q) What do you call a group of 8 rabbits? A) Rabbyte!"
"How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'? 1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... I^will^see^myself^out"
"My laptop is creeping me out. It keeps saying hello to me. Maybe it's because it's a Dell."