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Joke of the Day
"Q) What do you call a group of 8 rabbits? A) Rabbyte!"
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"So Dolly Parton bought the supermarket franchises Big Lots, Harris Teeters, and Piggly Wiggly... She's calling it Big Wiggly Teeters."
"Q. What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles? A. Electricity."
"Moths are really just butterflies on meth, all angry and shit while head-butting light bulbs and biting holes in your favorite shirt."
"Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle? Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell."
"Fun Prank: 1.) Buy 35 coats 2.) Goto the movie theatre 3.) Put a coat on every chair in the row 4.) Relax"
"Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed? To feed her nightmare."
"My girlfriend says that having a small penis isn't an issue in our relationship.. I still wish she didn't have one though."
"""Sir, I need to ask you to please stop spanking your monkey. This is a bank."" ""Fine, but I'm never coming here again. Come on, George."""
"*stealthily lowers myself from the ceiling into co-worker's office *sprays breath freshener into his mouth before the meeting *retracts"