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Joke of the Day
"My laptop is creeping me out. It keeps saying hello to me. Maybe it's because it's a Dell."
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"I once met an Indian bloke in Birmingham and his name was Naan. He wasn't born here, but he was bread."
"Jokes About ESl classroom What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"""
"I actually like the smell of hospitals.. Does that make me a sick person?"
"Two sperm are racing each other to get to the egg first After awhile one sperm says, ""Shouldn't we be there by now?"" The other sperm says, ""I don't think so, we just passed the esophagus."""
"What do you call it when crows make noise? A caw-cawphony"
"2 Mexicans escape from prison. ""Jesus, take the wheel!"""
"A man balks in a war He is discharged for dereliction of duty and takes up drinking."
"The difference between a cucumber and pickles... Is jarring"
"Last night I dreamt I was walking on a beautiful sandy beach At least that explains the footprints I found this morning in the cat litter box."