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Joke of the Day

"Apparently, ""I just assumed"" is a horrible answer when your wife asks you why you bought her the ""heavy flow"" tampons."

"What did James Potter say to his wife when she told him she's been cheating with one of his friends ? ARE YOU FUCKING SIRIUS ?"

"It must have been pretty easy for The Beatles to say ""All You Need is Love"" since they were fucking millionaires."

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A mega sore ass"

"A guy walks into a bar holding a pair of jumper cables He says, ""Hey bartender, can I get a drink over here?"" The bartender says, ""Alright, but don't go trying to start anything in here"""

"He's a recovering alcoholic: recovering from last night!"

"England at the 2014 World Cup"

"First thing you do in the school of rock? Rock enroll."

"What do you call a near-empty bag of cereal? Luckily Charms"

"Why did the farmer name his pig ink? Because he kept running out of the pen..."