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Joke of the Day

"New research suggests that humans are double-minded... No they're not!"

"What did the buffalo said to its bisexual son? Bi, son. ^^^^it's ^^^^a ^^^^three ^^^^in ^^^^one ^^^^joke"

"What do little sisters ride? A Nii-san"

"I wait til the mailman comes to send all my emails in front of him while keeping eye contact and whispering ""Your end is nigh, letter boy."""

"I can speak any language. I just don't understand what I'm saying in anything but english."

"I'm certainly no authority, but if you want to avoid the muffin top you probably shouldn't put size 8 jeans on a size 12 girl."

"Why are blood bank workers so good at correcting spelling mistakes? Because they see typos every day."

"Can February march? No, but April may."

"What's a Polygon? A dead parrot."

"The self checkout lane was probably invented by a guy who was sent to the store to buy tampons."