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Joke of the Day

"If NASCAR wants me to believe it's not a sport for idiots, they should stop reminding the drivers to start their engines."

"What food greatly diminishes a women's sex drive? Wedding cake"

"is there a subreddit for paranoid people ? if so, how do I know it's real ?"

"(Classic) Just flew in from England And boy are my arms tired. (Classic)"

"Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but it's not necessary to show it off."

"Did you hear about the 80 pound midget with 40 pound balls? They say he was half nuts."

"You don't need a parachute to skydive... You only need a parachute to skydive twice."

"A feminist and a fascist walks into a bar She orders a glass of wine"

"What job did the farmer give to his learning-disabled child? Herder"

"What do you call a fast country? I ran. Which one is faster? Rush sia. How about d fastest? E jeep. No? K"