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Joke of the Day

"is there a subreddit for paranoid people ? if so, how do I know it's real ?"

"Someone should tell North Korea that if you want to nuke someone, you probably shouldn't give them a progress report every week."

"Why do they make Raisin Bran commercials? For raisin bran awareness."

"The first rule of Thesaurus Club is you do not talk about, name, hint at, refer to, discuss, or mention Thesaurus Club."

"Domestic violence jokes are in bad taste. They hit too close to home."

"What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !"

"The realization that Netflix knows me better than my closest friends...."

"What you're feeling, Republicans, is the ghost of Ted Kennedy's nuts on your chin."

"Officer: Did u know your back light is out Me: I don't know if you noticed... I'm inside the car. You had a bit of an advantage"

"Honda made a car called the CRX before. Now they make one called the CRZ. They skipped the one in the middle because the prototype was so bad, it made them CRY."