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Joke of the Day

"Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but it's not necessary to show it off."

"A Spanish Magician says he will disappear on the count of three He said Uno Dos Then he disappeared with no tres (say it out loud to understand)"

"What goes zzub zzub ? A bee flying backwards !"

"What should we call people who leave crusty bits of food in the corner of their mouths? #Herpeaters."

"A cow fell off a truck in Russia Apparently he hadn't been Put in properly."

"I had my appendix taken out as a child. They said it was useless, but based on my life since then, I'm guessing it controls motivation."

"Hey UK! You're looking great! Have you lost a few pounds?"

"What if all countries have ninjas, and we only know about the Asian ones because they suck?"

"Ran into an ex-girlfriend. We talked, exchanged info, and she said her ""insurance would call"" me. Someones still carrying a torch!"

"What does Trumps Hair and a Thong have in common..? They both barely cover the asshole."