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Joke of the Day

"What food greatly diminishes a women's sex drive? Wedding cake"

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"I think someone just called me a ""beach""... But I can't be shore."
"What do banks and the US government have in common? They both deal with checks and balances."
"How come Americans never play chess? Because they are missing two towers."
"How to kill 20 flies at once Slap an Ethiopian"
"guy A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells ""You should have been here at 8:30!"" he replies: ""Why? What happened at 8:30?"""
"I said to my wife Barb, You make an excellent point.'"
"*Clark Kent leaves his glasses on the coffeemaker at work* Lois: Anyone see the coffeemaker? You, with the glasses...seen the coffeemaker?"
"We should legalize heroin just for the commercials alone"
"Why does the nazi love to bring his jewish friend to indian restaurants? Because he loves to order some **sizlar** for his jewish friend."