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Joke of the Day
"""Crouching Tiger, Hidden Butthole"". Sometimes I just say things. I don't know."
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"The Mods they are a joke !"
"For lack of a better word... Buy a thesaurus"
"""Are you a cop? You have to tell me if you're a cop."" ""I'm a cop."" ""So you're a cop AND a gun dealer? Random, but okay let's do this shit"""
"A thief tripped and fell into wet cement... He became a hardened criminal."
"Hippos... It's not as easy as you think... Why do hippopotamus' have sex in the water? Have you ever tried keeping a 30lb pussy wet?"
"*tries to flirt* *twirls hair in fingers* *fingers get caught in giant knot* *learns to live using only one arm*"
"Why was the chronic masturbater restrained to his hospital bed? He kept trying to discharge himself"
"Corny Deadpool joke Wolverine has DirecTV. Deadpool has Cable."
"Nurse: Where does it hurt? Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*"