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Joke of the Day
"I would never let my kids watch the orchestra, too much sax and violins."
Next Joke
"I went to a zoo yesterday... but they only had one dog! it was a shitzu (shit zoo)"
"What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball? ""Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"""
"A women asked her husband, ""What do bees eat?"" The husband replied ""Honey, how should I know?"""
"What do Romans say when their wives run away? Caesar!"
"why do scuba divers go in the water backwards? because if they go forward they would fall inside the boat."
"Me: Diets suck. Why I gotta do it too? Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!"
"My wife said she wished she never woke up this morning. Turns out we do have something in common."
"*hears a sound* haha lol wat if its a ghost *5 hours later* wwhat if it was a ghost"
"Why is a fencing sword more likely to commit sexual assault because its a bit rapier."