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Joke of the Day

"So my genetics professor reported this morning that diarrhea has a genetic basis According to her, it runs in our jeans."

"Remember kids, those light up sneakers won't seem so cool when wolves are chasing you through the woods at night."

"I named my dog Shark to make him sound tough... For some reason, people go into a panic when he runs off on the beach."

"What did one wall say to the other wall? Meet you at the corner."

"Please Help! I've got a medical condition where I can't discern between the letter ""b"" and the letters ""th"". Oops, wrong bread."

"I know one more duck joke! Santa Clause to the snow man: give me the carrot or I am going to blow dry you! (Ok, this one doesn't work in english)"

"A slut's prayer: As I lay down with this creep, I pray he sticks it in real deep, If he comes before I do, I'll have to f*ck his best friend too."

"Don't make fun of a fat man with a lisp. He is probably thick and tired of it"

"How do you stop a North Korean tank? Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box."

"What would Forest Gump's Password be? 1Forest1"