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Joke of the Day

"Please Help! I've got a medical condition where I can't discern between the letter ""b"" and the letters ""th"". Oops, wrong bread."

"What did it mean when they found bones on the moon? The cow didn't make it."

"Drink triple. See double. Act single."

"i dont give a frick about your car's horse power i want to know about its other powers lets start with duck power"

"Is that a tongue ring? No... my mouth is just liftin weights"

"Kids teach you so many life lessons. Unconditional love, patience, the meaning of family, but mostly to lock the bedroom door."

"What'd the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out"

"Why do Leprechauns laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls."

"Q: What kind of spy hangs out in department stores? A: A counter spy."

"How does the Moon get its haircut? Eclipse it!"