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Joke of the Day

"Please Help! I've got a medical condition where I can't discern between the letter ""b"" and the letters ""th"". Oops, wrong bread."

"Me I'm a joke."

"When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty"

"How high is a stoner sailor? Sea Level."

"What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken, eggs can't cum"

"""I think we should-"" Kiss under the moonlight? omg we finish each other's sentences! Hairdresser: was gonna say trim the sides a bit shorter"

"My farmer buddy is so lazy. Even when we go to the bar, he only picks the low hanging fruit."

"I wanted to make friends but I had no facebook So I went out on the street and started shouting what I cooked, ate or drank. Right now I've got 3 followers - two cops and a psychiatrist"

"Why do hurricanes have women name? Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have."

"There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't."