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Joke of the Day

"I named my dog Shark to make him sound tough... For some reason, people go into a panic when he runs off on the beach."

"If Ryan Gosling doesn't ask me to be his valentine, I'm moving on. This ship has sailed. This ball has sunk. This fart has flatulated."

"What's big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass? A monster trying to get rid of hiccups."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping? He woke up."

"What is a Dutchman who lost his driving license? Homeless."

"Not a Latvian joke Lost job and no money for buy potato. Also is cold. Regret immigrate to Detroit."

"McDonald's should start gearing ads toward their target audience: husky toddlers and seagulls."

"Sorry I got drunk and said and did everything I wanted to say and do."

"Yo mama so ugly the bassilisk couldn't look her in the eye."

"What are you going to be when you get out of school? An old man!"